It's so very cold down here in Hell.

I think my luck today is what caused the dramatic change in temperature. Yes, this is another Eve-related post. LET TEH ERIS PWNAGE BEGIN!

Yes, I said the Eris. Quite possibly the worst dictor in Eve. But it was the best I could get my hands on, I couldn't get to the system that had the Flycatchers, and fuck 35 mill for a Sabre. 8 mill Eris ftw.

T'was a good day for the ol' dictor. The first to fall victim to the pink demon was a poor sap in his Itty 4. Got caught in my bubble, got podded :)

Less than 5 minutes after, a Manticore shows up 100km away and attempts to get revenge for his fallen comrade. I start zooming towards him, and he fires off a volley at my corpmates Merlin, which in the end went kaboom. I popped and podded the Manti though. He either didn't see me coming or didn't react in time, but either way I dropped a bubble when I was close enough, pounded him to a pulp, podded and collected the loot. He dropped two Arbalest cruise's, a T2 BCU, and a T2 overdrive. The Gods of PvP love me it seems, I'm poor and needed loot just like that to help my wallet bounce back :D

Next up, we were chasing a poor little Sigil around. We finally got him cornered, but he cloaked. While we were trying to find him, what else but a Ferox would show up. Felt good popping that, but sadly we missed the hauler.

And last, I'm proud of this kill: another Eris :)

The story behind the Eris kill is simple. There was a big blob next door and the Eris was bait. Who else but me would bait the bait? He tried to get me to warp to the gate his blob was behind several times. Eventually he gave up and just started warping betwen these two gates. He wasn't too keen on engaging me 1 v 1, so I gave him no choice.

I warped to one gate at range, then warped back to the other at range again. I dropped a bubble, primed my weapons, and waited. Less than a minute later, he warps in, gets trapped in my bubble, and the fight is on. Though he sucked to be honest, barely got me to half shields. Maybe he didn't have any turrets? I dunno. Either way, he went kaboom and I, once again, squished the pod. Didn't have time to collect loot though, his buddies showed up quick.

Thats the last of my kills for today. Not done yet though :D

Later on another blob showed up. Same guys as before, just more of 'em. They didn't seem too happy.

I was sitting outside the station, merrily orbiting it at top speed. They had an Eris in their gang, and he seemed pretty cocky because he tried to take me on. Twice.

The first time I slowed down enough to allow him to get in to my weapons range. I ended up webbing him for fun and i dropped a bubble to hold him there. But alas, he escaped, informing me shortly after that he had a mere 8% structure remaining. God damn!

The second time, same routine but he was faster and had a web fitted this time. The n00b still had blasters fitted though. Once again I gave him a spanking, he took off before I could finish my handiwork. Moral of the story: Blaster Eris's don't work, Rail Eris's is where it's at ;)


Now watch, 10 bucks says I lose my dictor tomorrow to stupid circumstances. The Karma police are after me. Ooo... speaking of karma police... wheres my MP3 player, I like that song.

Thats all. Off ye stalkers go.